"We're not Dutch" Bingo Card

As promised, here's the People's Cycling Front of South Gloucestershire's bingo card for use when reading local press, listening to politicians, local councillors or other people lost in a fantasy world of 1972 when there were four cars a day up the M1 and cyclists tipped their caps at passing drivers after they got out the way for them.

How to play:

1. take out your bingo card
2. Every time they say one of the phrases, respond with the recommended answer
3. When all phrases have appeared, should "BINGO!"
4. Hand the card to whoever it was that made the final statement in the set.
5. Take a photograph of them holding the card
6. Post photo on twitter with the tag #notdutchbingo

If more than one person is playing, each cross out a different entry on the card.